How To Make A Black Hole

Hey everybody! Ever been bored on a rainy day? Played all the video games you have? Watched all the T.V you can stand, and want something new? Are your parents wondering if you will ever do something productive with your life? I have a fun, and educational, way to take care of all the problems at same time. Get some your friends together and make a black hole! "Now wait a second," I hear …

…a point at which the black hole's gravitational pull is so strong that even light can't escape it. So while you admire your black hole be sure that you are a safe distance from it. And don't worry about rushing your friends over to my see your work, a black hole the size you created will be there for trillions of years. There you have your very own black hole. Better than T.V right?