Humorous Creative Writing- "There goes my job" words: 1015

Hi. My name is Matt Timidus. I have been working at the toy store 'Toys r us' for 3 years so far, yet I never had this kind of catastrophe since my brother danced in bikini in a pole for paying the rent. It was horrible, horrible I tell you; I still can't believe it happened some days ago, but I can remember it as if it was yesterday... It was like any other day in …

…was anything but myself. I started insulting the fat woman, then at the boy, then at everyone else. The man asked me what was my problem; my response was a fist right into his glasses. I didn't know what I was doing, I had gone totally mad, then, I did the worst thing I should had never done... ...so fifty minutes later I was here. Well, that's my story. So why are you in jail?