Satirical essay about drugs.

Everybody knows that the real problem with illegal drugs is that they cost too much, and they are so difficult to get that drug addicts need to commit crimes in order to feed their habits. If only people could go down to the nearest Seven-Eleven and buy a cocaine slurpee, or drive up to the window at McDonald's and order a crack burger and a marijuana shake. People wouldn't't need to knock down an old …

…activities harm the legitimate economic activities of the general public. Drug abuse should be stopped by making drugs easier to obtain. The community requires an economic improvement in order to have a better lifestyle. Society needs to see less victims of violence. The humanity must see less property violations and less assaults and frauds in order to develop a better world. Thus, it is clear that all drugs should be legal, inexpensive and easily accessible.