Tainted Studs: A Comediac Cautionary Tale of Teen Sexuality.
Date Submitted: 04/21/2003 19:45:50
Category: / Literature / Creative Writing
Length: 5 pages (1288 words)
Category: / Literature / Creative Writing
Length: 5 pages (1288 words)
Long Dark Road: The Story of the Tainted Studs
(Merlin Ashley walks down the hallway thrusting his loins and shouting obscenities at all females passing by, he eventually stops to talk to one particularly fetching chickadee)
Merlin: How you doing, Baby?
Martika: I'm fine thanks (Swooning)
Merlin: My name is Merlin, what's yours?
Martika: I'm Martika.
Merlin: Well Martika, how would you like to come back to my place for a bite to eat, I'll …
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…sex with Petunia I prove the true lengths I am willing to go for her.
Budjamin: But what do you do when you get bored?
Petunia: Twister!!!!
Budjamin: I'm scared.
Stanley: Don't worry Budjamin, you can do it, just think of woman as people rather than objects and it will all start to make sense.
Budjamin: I think I will!!!
Stanley: Good luck!, you'll be glad you made this choice.
Budjamin: YOU BET!!!!.
THE END
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