The Canadian Personality

On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said, "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautifully sparkling lakes bountiful with carp and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon." God continued, "…

…tasted very similar to the US drink. Although our can would be better looking, the can would be bigger, but there would be less drink inside the can. There would also be labels on the outside of the can saying that though the drink tasted good, you should not drink because it was not as important as the American drink. Canadians should concentrate on our success more, we seem to be a country of pessimists.