The Great Adventures of Cluckey the Chicken!

Once upon a time there was a chicken, not just any chicken. Okay, so maybe he was just a chicken... until he saved our bacon! So let me start at the beginning, in the town of Kentuckyville where Cluckey was living with his very short best friend named Giblet. Cluckey was a lazy chicken that didn't like to work, so he spent his hours playing with Giblet. Today they were going to throw rocks off …

…of 1st class bacon and because we saved the factory from being lost forever the Sage said that we get free bacon for the rest of our lives. And that's how it happened. The bacon factory was saved. Cluckey and Giblet get free food for the rest of their lives. So because of all this happiness I think it's safe to say, that they all lived happily ever after (except for the pigs). The End!