The car was a mess

What a disaster their was ketchup all over the back seat and it smelled like retting eggs. There was some goose guts all over the windshield. You couldn't see out of the windshield if you tried. The trunk was full of old smelly milk containers, tons of mud and dirt in the trunk, garbage, and old melted chocolate bars. The front seat was broken; the seat was mangled, big rip in the seat, yellow stains …

…like it had been though the war. The steering wheel was missing, all there was left was a piece of metal rod. The ignition was out; you had to use a butter knife to start the car. The car radio was cut in half and half was hanging from the ceiling, and the other half was stuck to the dashboard. <Tab/><Tab/><Tab/>