The follwing play depicts a hypothetical meeting between Margery Kempe, The Wife of Bath, from Canterbury Tales, and Chauntecleer, a rooster. Lit. in the 14th century.

MARGERY AND WIFE MEET THE TALENTED AND FOOLISH COCK ( The scene opens in the women's bathroom at California University of Pennsylvania - the one in the student union on the second floor in case any of you are curious. Margery, Wife, and Chauntecleer are in there. They are all on their way to Dr. Hartman's English Literature class to see if she is doing them justice. They have heard about some professors who speak disparagingly …

…his eyes.) Chauntecleer, you asked what I think of your penis. Well, I like it just the way it is. I can keep it in ice for posterity and remember that it has always been useless and ineffectual, just a piece of eye candy! Strike him to hell, sweetheart. God sends him to the flames of perdition. Afterwards, God and his Wife copulate on the floor before returning to Heaven, that wanton paradise.) The End