This essay is a satire about the 2003 California Elections.

Two Week Election In respects to the highly successful California recall election, I would like to propose a new amendment to the U.S. Constitution. As Americans, we are tired of seeing the same face as a political figure everyday, week, month, and year. Just like how our eating, recreational, and even sexual habits change, people should have the ability to change government officials. It would be beneficial for the country to be able to …

…record is anything other than impeccable. Candidates will have to have a faultless image, in order for their candidacy to be respected. This proposed amendment is definitely a positive change in the democratic process. Having an election every two weeks will produce jobs, create campaign reforms, and reduce corruption. Who can argue with results such as these? Election reform worked in the October 2003 California recall election. This is proof that election reform is long overdue.